…Or the ones that came across our desk in the last month or so. To be honest, it’s fairly slim pickings. If any record company people reading this want to send us stuff get in contact. We write proper reviews (ie. where we don’t slag everything off) for a million proper magazines and websites.

Dinosaur Jr – Farm (Liberator Music)
Sounds just like every other Dinosaur Jr album ever.
3/5

Ministry of Sound – In the Club! (MOS / Universal)
Straight to Dixons for heroin money.
3/5

La Roux – La Roux (Universal)
Not as good as Ladyhawke.
2.5 / 5

Freeland - Cope (Marine Parade)
Do you really want to buy an album from Adam Freeland? Really? Really, really? Nothing on here is as good as that Fear (is a Mind Killer) track so maybe just listen to that on repeat instead.
2.5/5 (add an extra 1 point if you don’t obsessively hate breaks / nu school breaks)

Little Boots – Hands (Warner)
New in Town is massive – a proper pop single that everyone has to like. The rest is pretty ‘meh’.
2.5/5

Pendulum – Live at Brixton Academy (Warner Music)
Like being skull fucked by an Aids infected homeless man.
0/5

Wu Tang Clan – Chamber Music (Shock)
No idea. The promo CD doesn’t work.
3/5

Super Furry Animals – Dark Days / Light Years (Rough Trade / Shock)
Actually really good psychedelic /weirdo rock from Welsh also-rans.
4/5

We Were Promised Jetpacks - These Four Walls (Inertia)
The cast of Trainspotting make an indie album. And it’s okay.
3.5/5

Various -Grindin. Vol. 2 (Grindin)
The DJ (J Period) does an admirable job of trying to bury the rubbish tracks he has to include.
3/5

Ugly Duckling – Audacity (Hydrofunk / MGM)
Hip hop for people who don’t like hip hop. A decent enough effort for three crackers from LA.
4/5

Dananananaykroyd – Hey Everyone! (Dew Process)
We don’t care what Tim Hamilton says, this has screamo elements. Happy screamo, but still screamo.
3.5/5

Florence & the Machine – Lungs (Universal)
Hopefully she gets hit by a bus and shuts the fuck up.
1/5

Simian Mobile Disco – Temporary Pleasure (Wichita)
That song with Beth ditto is surprisingly good.
3/5