Josh Cooley + Little Golden Books + Pop Culture = pictures above and below. Info + more = here.

As you can probably tell, we’re really into this blogging thing tonight.

[Insert copy about how there was a kids cartoon called Thundercats on TV about million years ago and how it was 'okay'. Follow-up with a line about how Seven Hundred have 'combined' Thundercats with Hello Kitty for some bootleg t-shirts. Finish with something about post modernism and meta bullshit]. Sorry, this is about as good as it gets around here on a Monday night / Tuesday morning. Especially if cocktails were consumed the previous evening.

PS. you can buy the T-shirts from here.

Lifelounge finally let me do an update about ‘Asian Women Holding Things’. As far as I know it’s the nets single largest source of ‘holding things’ photos. You can view it here. Meanwhile, here are some pics that didn’t make it to LL. Oh, and we totally stole this ‘bit’ from Gary Cutlack over at UKResistance so go visit them.

So many incredible quotes…

“I’m in sales”
“I’m not about to confront raccoons”
“I’ve got a BROKEN TOE…nail”
“I remember those teeth”
“I enjoy fighting”
“I done blew it”

Stalking people on Facebook.

Not ever sleeping ever again (via new full-time job + old freelance jobs).

Drinking too much Red Bull and coffee and then having that reoccurring dream where someone is chasing me.

Getting bored with reoccurring dream and getting killed on purpose so you wake up.

Cleaning out the tree that toppled over in the front yard after crazy Melbourne winds.

Wondering if I can be bothered creating a Facebook fan group for women that drink scotch (see main image.

Obsessively checking Twitter for new messages.

Deleting all the spam from the comments section.

Trying to finish these articles for Penthouse, Yen and Hyper.

Listening to the Ariel Pink / Haunted Graffiti album.

Playing John Madden 92 against a friend (and losing) 

Drinking booze and getting really good at knocking back straight shots of scotch.

Watching Season 3 of Mad Men.

Compiling weekly updates for Lifelounge.

Writing emo tweets

Stuff…

We were going to post some other stuff up but ran out of time. Instead you get this, a photo of a cat. Because there’s not enough of that currently available online…

Pretty sure this is culturally insensitive… You can direct any complaints to the artists, Paco Pomet.

Strange twist of fate… We know a local Melbourne band called Twerps. They have this song called Dancing Alone. For some reason we searched for it on YouTube and came up with this – an unofficial video that uses the exact same Geraldo Rivera fight scene we profiled last week. So we asked them about it. Turns out they didn’t make it. Some random online person put it together. Weird… So yeah, here’s last week’s update again. This time with a rockabilly soundtrack.

So the World Cup starts in a few days. Any company vaguely connected to the competition has new TV spots advertising this fact. Most of them are truly dire. Both Pepsi and Coke are on some next level of sucking. The Adidas x Stars Wars one is pretty good…

Anyway, whatever, whatever, they should just have made another Shaolin Soccer. Released in 2001, this Hong Kong film (and its not very subtle Puma sponsorship) is the greatest corporate/soccer crossover in history. For serious, watch the video.

The world really doesn’t need another article about fixed gear bikes. And we’re sure as hell not going to write it (buy a BMX). But we dio appreciate this poster advertising TokyoFixedgear.com